I’M HAVING A BABY TOMORROW. ::screeching halt:: Say what? I thought the induction was Friday! Enter in today’s marathon of an OB visit — ultrasound at 12, followed by lunch break, cup-peeing, then a long NST (non-stress test), followed by internal & visit with the OB. Praise God for the lunch break at Qdoba with [...]
I totally thought she was talking about the relationship between an all-you-can-eat monkey bread buffet & the subsequent 10 lbs on your left ass cheek. Or wishing your ex would come down with a venereal disease, only to find out that he did while cheating on you. (for those curious, the first was an actual [...]
nothing. nada. zilch. ::sigh:: I wanted this to be it so badly, but here I sit in bed feeling perfectly fine & normal while Doug snores beside me. Also, just as a side note…I’ve been getting laid every night for the past two weeks. Lack of sex is not the reason for my cervix not [...]
I have lots of pressure.Especially in my bum.But then I pooped.& the pressure got even worse.So we went for a walk.Did I mention that my back hurts?But no contractions.So we’re going to go get some spicy food.Which I will eat sitting on an exercise ball.While we watch the Office wedding. ::squeaaaa:: I would like to [...]
Because unless you’re doing drugs that make you hallucinate pregnant chicks, it’s obvious that I am “still here.” & unless there’s a new trend for mother’s to return to work the day after delivery, I have not had the child. Obviously. If the basketball under the shirt didn’t already scream that into your Spidey-senses.