| Brick kitchen floors |
It’s like the people that make tile don’t even know that Pinterest exists. Doug & I decided that we wanted brick-looking tile in our kitchen/pantry/laundry & guess what? Nobody makes it without having to order six months our or mortgage it with your first-born. We haven’t found anything that we like to substitute brick, so we’re holding off & saving our pennies. It is miserable being a responsible adult sometimes.
| The Day After Tomorrow |
If you’ve never seen this movie, the basic plot line is this: we humans destroyed the Earth with our bad pollution, so this massive snow hurricane of death & destruction comes across the entire northern hemisphere & causes flooding & ice age weather. Like, your ass is going to freeze solid the moment you step outside but that’s only if you don’t have a basic backpacking tent or a drafty library. Then you’re cool & get to survive & ride in a hellicopter in the end. Oh, & baby-face Jake Gyllenhaal is in it with the Phantom of the Opera chick & duh, of course he gets the girl by saving her from wolves aboard a battleship. You can file every single thing in the movie under “Things That Would Never Happen Unless You Did Meth” but it still tops my favorite movies, right up there with Pride & Prejudice.
| Camp shirts from Old Navy |
They’re not flattering but they are really, really damn comfy. & they’re cool while covering all my wobbly bits, so they’re my go-to in the summer with rolled cuffs & a pair of shorts. Get ready, Summer 2013. Old Navy Talls be comin’ at you.
| Taylor Swift |
oh, man. I love me some Swifty. Probably because she writes everything that’s still in my journal from when I was 15 years old, except she left high school with a multi-million dollar record deal & I left it with straight A’s in Advanced Placement US History. She’s no Adele on the vocals, but that means I can sing right along & sound just as good & that is fantastic for my car solo career. I also like to get on tangents about how Taylor probably isn’t a slut because yeah, she’s written songs about a bunch of different dudes but I was the Queen Virgin of my friends & I still had roughly 5-10 boys I could easily write songs about. Including one relationship that spanned every emotion from lust to love to utter despise & hatred.
| Cauliflower |
It’s not that other people don’t like cauliflower, it’s just that they don’t hold it in the same regard that I do. That regard being ALL CAULIFLOWER, ALL THE TIME. I could eat it breakfast, lunch, & dinner every day & not get sick of it. It finally got to the point that Doug the Anti-Vegetable Man started eating it because it was like, cauliflower or starve.